{"id":10231,"date":"2018-02-16T08:15:22","date_gmt":"2018-02-16T08:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/?p=10231"},"modified":"2018-02-20T15:34:03","modified_gmt":"2018-02-20T15:34:03","slug":"10-fashion-catastrophes-only-disney-princesses-can-relate-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/fashion-catastrophes-disney-princesses-relate-to\/","title":{"rendered":"10+ Fashion Catastrophe’s Only Disney Princesses Can Relate To"},"content":{"rendered":"

Being a Princess is hard.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

I mean other than having no real family, always being hunted. You also have to deal with unusual fashion problems. I mean why aren’t you allowed to wear comfortable footwear?<\/p>\n

They do work all day and a comfortable set of shoe will go a long way. Or why not wear a dress that is not poofy at the end? Well, we don’t now the answer to that. But we can certainly pose more questions.<\/p>\n

#1 There is not other way to change your clothes except magic.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"magic\"<\/p>\n

After all, that is how we all humans do it right?<\/p>\n

#2 Your gloves are the only thing keeping your powers in check.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"gloves\"<\/p>\n

I know I conjure up a storm when someone snatches\u00a0 away my gloves.<\/p>\n

#3 Your clothes always get caught on branches and stuff.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"Your<\/p>\n

It’s actually her own fault for wearing such a long dress when she ran away from her mother.<\/p>\n

#4 It is always so hard to find headphones that match with your clothes.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"Your<\/p>\n

These days however, you can literally find any color of headphone even a ‘hello kitty’ one.<\/p>\n

#5 You can never fur because the person you live with is made of fur.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"You<\/p>\n

I mean that is pretty dis-respectable right? Although no one should wear real fur period.<\/p>\n

#6 You can hardly ever breath properly with that corset.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"You<\/p>\n

Who even likes that kind of unnaturally thin waist? I’d rather breath.<\/p>\n

#7 Nobody even changes your clothes before they bury you.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"Nobody<\/p>\n

Come one guys! She is wearing the same clothes she was cleaning your house with.<\/p>\n

#8 You never get to wear comfortable shoes.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"wear<\/p>\n

‘Beauty is pain.’ Need I say more?<\/p>\n

#9 Prints aren’t a thing in your life. It’s either\u00a0pink or blue.\u00a0<\/b><\/h3>\n

\"It's<\/p>\n

Whats wrong with that Tye and dye dress? Aurora would have looked so much cooler.<\/p>\n

#10 Your big gold accessories\u00a0can nearly rip your ear in half.\u00a0<\/b><\/h3>\n

\"Your<\/p>\n

It might not look like it but ear are not made for putting dangly things in tiny holes.<\/p>\n

#11 It is impossible to wash out huntsman tears out of your dress.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"It<\/p>\n

It’s even harder than washing blood off your dress!<\/p>\n

#12 The villains always get to wear much cooler clothes and accessories.<\/b><\/h3>\n

\"The<\/p>\n

Villains just look way cooler from their clothes to their accessories while Princesses get to wear boring tiaras.<\/p>\n

#13 You can never tie your bow right. It always comes out comically large.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"It<\/p>\n

At least she tried right?<\/p>\n

#14 You get to wear an uncomfortable bra made of shells hurrah?\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"You<\/p>\n

Because there is obviously no other material under the sea right?<\/p>\n

#15 You never have time to find proper footwear for an adventure.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"You<\/p>\n

No time to find shoes? Bare-feet it is!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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