{"id":4144,"date":"2017-10-25T12:04:06","date_gmt":"2017-10-25T12:04:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/?p=4144"},"modified":"2018-02-05T03:25:20","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T03:25:20","slug":"10-hilarious-posts-about-harry-potter-that-will-make-everyone-say-harry-you-fucking-idiot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/hilarious-posts-about-harry-potter\/","title":{"rendered":"10+ Hilarious Posts About Harry Potter That Will Make Everyone Say ‘Harry, You Fucking Idiot!’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sadly, Harry Potter is not perfect.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

It has recently come to my attention that he is actually far from it. Seems like watching the movies through nostalgia goggles really made me oblivious. To put it mildly, he has made some pretty dumb decisions.<\/p>\n

So it is a surprise that he was actually able to defeat the one who shall not be named. However, there would have been a lot less deaths of his close ones if he just would have used his mind. Then again who actually studies at Hogwarts?<\/p>\n

#1 Ahh.. The old dream gag.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. "Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. "You ran face first into a wall lmao"<\/p>\n

— Jonathan Bowman (@jonseven3) December 3, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

#2 Well, with a name like that he certainly is.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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DUMBLEDORE: Now, give a warm welcome to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine
HARRY: I bet this dude is great<\/p>\n

— Cohen is a ghost???? (@skullmandible) December 1, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

#3 I am quite sure she is in at least one of them.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"I<\/p>\n

#4 Cooking is a lot more harder than it looks.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

#5 He knows that already.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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[harry potter pulled over drunk driving]
HARRY: expecto patronum. pretend u were driving
[stag gets behind the wheel]
STAG: u have a problem<\/p>\n

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 20, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

#6 That is just bloody obvious.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"That<\/p>\n

#7 You forgot the 4th one ‘Being a believable couple’.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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Top 3 things Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley aren't good at:
1 Naming children
2 Naming children
3 Naming children<\/p>\n

— stats britain (@StatsBritain) September 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

#8 That is quite an appropriate response though.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"That<\/p>\n

#9 Yup, Thats how I imagined it.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

#10 Because that elf has been so helpful before right?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"Thats<\/p>\n

#11 Saying clear words is so bloody hard.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"Saying<\/p>\n

#12 He never listens.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/englishmajorhumor\/75813069276\/harry-potter-a-summary<\/a><\/div>\n