{"id":5015,"date":"2017-11-13T15:17:57","date_gmt":"2017-11-13T15:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/?p=5015"},"modified":"2018-02-05T03:25:17","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T03:25:17","slug":"disney-must-answer-these-serious-issues-we-all-have-with-tarzan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/serious-issues-with-tarzan\/","title":{"rendered":"Disney Must Answer These Serious Issues We All Have With &#8216;Tarzan&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>I&#8217;m not saying Tarzan isn&#8217;t a good movie.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Quite the contrary I loved it. However no movie is without its faults as Cinemasins would put it. So today we are here to point out those faults so you&#8217;ll never be able to see it the same way again. Your welcome.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>#1 Was Tarzan family a bunch of builders? No? How did they build that house again?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><img data-expand=\"600\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"lazyload aligncenter size-full wp-image-5016\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg xmlns%3D'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg' viewBox%3D'0 0 600 391'%2F%3E\" data-src=\"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Issues-with-Tarzan-1.jpg\" alt=\"Tarzan family\" width=\"600\" height=\"391\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Issues-with-Tarzan-1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Issues-with-Tarzan-1-300x196.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><strong>#2 Where did they get all the stuff to build? Especially the furniture.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><img data-expand=\"600\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"lazyload aligncenter size-full wp-image-5017\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg xmlns%3D'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg' viewBox%3D'0 0 600 308'%2F%3E\" data-src=\"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Issues-with-Tarzan-2.jpg\" alt=\"Especially the furniture\" width=\"600\" height=\"308\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Issues-with-Tarzan-2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Issues-with-Tarzan-2-300x154.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><strong>#3 Do gorillas\u00a0wear loincloth?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 662px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('video');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-5015-1\" width=\"662\" height=\"372\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/93\/57\/e7f8a761b4040f4bf816fcba827d1534_13.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/93\/57\/e7f8a761b4040f4bf816fcba827d1534_13.mp4\">http:\/\/2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/93\/57\/e7f8a761b4040f4bf816fcba827d1534_13.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<h3><strong>#4 Last time I checked Tantor was an elephant? Why does Kerchak accept him?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 662px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-5015-2\" width=\"662\" height=\"285\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Tantor.mp4?_=2\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Tantor.mp4\">https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Tantor.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<h3><strong>#5 Why does no one talk to Sabor? Is there a rule that we don&#8217;t know about?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 662px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-5015-3\" width=\"662\" height=\"372\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/27\/50\/babc265606a897b6031f7846bfe15b9b_13.mp4?_=3\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/27\/50\/babc265606a897b6031f7846bfe15b9b_13.mp4\">http:\/\/0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/27\/50\/babc265606a897b6031f7846bfe15b9b_13.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<h3><strong>#6 Does Tarzan have Wolverine like healing powers?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 662px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-5015-4\" width=\"662\" height=\"372\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/88\/43\/b50f3a28730c31501558592511e4402b_13.mp4?_=4\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/88\/43\/b50f3a28730c31501558592511e4402b_13.mp4\">http:\/\/0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/88\/43\/b50f3a28730c31501558592511e4402b_13.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<h3><strong>#7 Why does a grown ass lady call her dad <em>&#8216;daddy&#8217;<\/em>?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><img data-expand=\"600\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"lazyload aligncenter size-full wp-image-5019\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg xmlns%3D'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg' viewBox%3D'0 0 600 310'%2F%3E\" data-src=\"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Issues-with-Tarzan-4.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"310\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><strong>#8 Kerchak was right. Tarzan shouldn&#8217;t have trusted humans after meeting only one.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 662px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-5015-5\" width=\"662\" height=\"372\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/44\/78\/f1c949887a50399070ececbafa984057_13.mp4?_=5\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/44\/78\/f1c949887a50399070ececbafa984057_13.mp4\">http:\/\/0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/44\/78\/f1c949887a50399070ececbafa984057_13.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<h3><strong>#9 How are Tarzan&#8217;s feet not filled with callouses?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 662px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-5015-6\" width=\"662\" height=\"353\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Tarzan-feet.mp4?_=6\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Tarzan-feet.mp4\">https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Tarzan-feet.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<h3><strong>#10 Last time I checked Jane&#8217;s dad doesn&#8217;t have any upper body strength.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 662px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-5015-7\" width=\"662\" height=\"372\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/12\/91\/e23ffb15e97f8d41b42ee86efeb46233_13.mp4?_=7\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/12\/91\/e23ffb15e97f8d41b42ee86efeb46233_13.mp4\">http:\/\/2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/12\/91\/e23ffb15e97f8d41b42ee86efeb46233_13.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<h3><strong>#11 Why does Jane even like Tarzan? To put it simply, he is an <em>animal.<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 662px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-5015-8\" width=\"662\" height=\"372\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/65\/14\/c44a2812194c6720bacdaff0a68c0922_13.mp4?_=8\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/65\/14\/c44a2812194c6720bacdaff0a68c0922_13.mp4\">http:\/\/1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/65\/14\/c44a2812194c6720bacdaff0a68c0922_13.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<h3><strong>#12 Why is there no Tarzan inspired Disney\u00a0ride?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 662px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-5015-9\" width=\"662\" height=\"372\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/13\/43\/9bc635fe6e5aa30e9b1deff1c9db645a_13.mp4?_=9\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/13\/43\/9bc635fe6e5aa30e9b1deff1c9db645a_13.mp4\">http:\/\/2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/13\/43\/9bc635fe6e5aa30e9b1deff1c9db645a_13.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>Did you find any more faults in this movie? Or do you think we are pulling this out of our ass? Comment on below and let us know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not saying Tarzan isn&#8217;t a good movie. Quite the contrary I loved it. However no movie is without its faults as Cinemasins would put it. So today we are here to point out those faults so you&#8217;ll never be able to see it the same way again. Your welcome. #1 Was Tarzan family a [&hellip;] <a class=\"g1-link g1-link-more\" href=\"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/serious-issues-with-tarzan\/\">More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5072,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,2],"tags":[53,553,159,554,552,551],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5015"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5015"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5073,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5015\/revisions\/5073"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}