{"id":5142,"date":"2017-11-15T16:36:46","date_gmt":"2017-11-15T16:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/?p=5142"},"modified":"2018-02-05T03:25:17","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T03:25:17","slug":"someone-gave-disney-characters-brutally-honest-and-correct-names-and-its-hilarious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/someone-gave-disney-characters-correct-names\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone Gave Disney Characters Brutally Honest And Correct Names And It’s Hilarious"},"content":{"rendered":"

Disney characters should get their name changed.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n

While you might think their names suit them perfectly. That might be because we have seen them with their respective names since we were kids so it is impossible for us to imagine them with anything different.<\/p>\n

However, I assure you that the following names will soon start to make sense once you let them sink in. So just relax and take a look.<\/p>\n

#1 Aladdin.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Aladdin\"
Via College Humor<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Yes I know this is what many consider ‘fashion’ but lets be honest they look like giant ball sacks to put it politely.<\/p>\n

#2 Snow White.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Snow
Via\u00a0College Humor<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

We see you Snow White with no nose. In our defense anyone who is noseless looks like Voldemort to us.<\/p>\n

#3\u00a0The whole cast of Disney’s Robin Hood.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Disney's
Via\u00a0College Humor<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

It is obvious that this is the case right?<\/p>\n

#4 Pocahontas.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Pocahontas\"
Via\u00a0College Humor<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Pocahontas definitely wins the sexy Voldemort award. To put it simply, theire weren’t many contenders.<\/p>\n

#5\u00a0Philoctetes.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Philoctetes\"
Via\u00a0College Humor<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I had no idea who he was so I Googled him. Turns out Disney just simply drew him as a cartoon character.<\/p>\n

#6 Mickey Mouse.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Mickey
Via\u00a0College Humor<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

If you have ever seen a mouse, You know Mickey Mouse looks nothing like one and those are definitely not ears.<\/p>\n

#7 King Triton.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"King
Via\u00a0College Humor<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Who is that old and has that much muscle? I need to know his diet and exercise regimen asap!<\/p>\n

#8 Gaston.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Gaston\"
Via\u00a0College Humor<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I am sure nobody can argue with me on this. He only needs to bleach his hair and a tiny bit of orange tan and Voila!<\/p>\n

#9 Frollo.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Frollo\"
Via\u00a0College Humor<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Do I even need to explain this one?<\/p>\n

#10\u00a0Basil of Baker Street.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Basil
Via\u00a0College Humor<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Gosh darnnit this makes sense!\u00a0(P.S Benedict Cumberbatch is still the sexiest human alive.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Disney characters should get their name changed.\u00a0 While you might think their names suit them perfectly. That might be because we have seen them with their respective names since we were kids so it is impossible for us to imagine them with anything different. However, I assure you that the following names will soon start […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5157,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,2,310],"tags":[53,411,567,569,194,568],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5142"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5142"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5159,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5142\/revisions\/5159"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}