{"id":5553,"date":"2017-11-20T13:41:55","date_gmt":"2017-11-20T13:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/?p=5553"},"modified":"2018-02-05T03:25:16","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T03:25:16","slug":"we-will-tell-you-which-disney-villain-is-your-enemy-according-to-your-zodiac-sign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/disney-villain-according-to-zodiac-sign\/","title":{"rendered":"We Will Tell You Which Disney Villain Is Your Enemy According To Your Zodiac Sign"},"content":{"rendered":"

Who will you defeat?<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Which movie will you be the hero of? Would defeat the evil and narcissistic witch obsessed with her beauty or the half woman half octopus? So many choices and such little time!<\/p>\n

That is why we have done all the dirty work for you. You just have to show up and look like a……hero basically<\/em>.<\/p>\n

#1\u00a0Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) –\u00a0Judge Claude Frollo.<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Judge
Via Disney<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I will choose fire every f*cking time. Even If i have to burn in the fire for eternity.<\/p>\n

#2\u00a0Pisces (February 19 – March 20) –\u00a0Ursula.<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Ursula\"
Via Disney<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Nice try Ain’t nobody gonna fall for that again.<\/p>\n

#3\u00a0Aries – (March 21 – April 19) – Hades.<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Hades\"
Via Disney<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Who the hell does he think he is!? Get him! I believe in you.<\/p>\n

#4\u00a0Taurus – (April 20 – May 20) – Shere Khan.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Shere
Via Disney<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

He might be the king of jungle now but he hasn’t met you yet and he’ll regret that encounter.<\/p>\n

#5\u00a0Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) – Cruella De Vil.<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Cruella
Via Disney<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

She crazy! Just look at her eyes. You’ll win easily since you are not distracted by dogs unless you want to pet them.<\/p>\n

#6\u00a0Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) – Maleficent.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Maleficent\"
Via Disney<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Don’t worry you’ll be able to subdue her.<\/p>\n

#7\u00a0Leo – (July 23 – August 22) – Scar.<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Scar\"
Via Disney<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

You just have to do one thing. Avenge Mufasa’s murder!<\/p>\n

#8\u00a0Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) – Jafar.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Jafar\"
Via Disney<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

He is just a unhinged man. You can take him on easily.<\/p>\n

#9\u00a0Libra – (September 23 – October 22) – The Evil Queen.<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"The
Via Disney<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

She cares much more about her beauty. You won’t pose a threat to her and you can attack when she is the most vulnerable.<\/p>\n

#10\u00a0Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) – Yzma.<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Yzma\"
Via Disney<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Come on! The squirrel was just trying to him you.<\/p>\n

#11\u00a0Sagittarius – (November 22 – December 21) – Gaston.<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Gaston\"
Via Disney<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

He might have the muscles. But you obviously have the smarts.<\/p>\n

#12\u00a0Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – Dr. Facelier.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Dr.
Via Disney<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I mean , does he look even a tiny bit scary? I got your back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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