{"id":5767,"date":"2017-11-24T15:19:49","date_gmt":"2017-11-24T15:19:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/?p=5767"},"modified":"2018-02-05T03:25:15","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T03:25:15","slug":"10-disney-puns-that-will-just-make-you-walk-away-from-your-screen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/disney-puns\/","title":{"rendered":"10+ Disney Puns That Will Just Make You Walk Away From Your Screen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ready for some groan-worthy puns?<\/strong><\/h2>\n

I know what you are thinking right now. Why am i here? It is clear from the title that these puns are honestly going to be stupid so why then?<\/em> Well this is what passes for humor these days. Sad right?<\/p>\n

Now that we are done mulling over the nature of our thought processes. Lets get on to what really matters. Disney puns and boy do we have a treat for you! (Granted the treat is kinda weak old pizza that was sitting in the fridge.)<\/em> But who doesn’t like pizza!?<\/p>\n

#1 Really? She looks like an A-shell though. No shade.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"She
Via\u00a0tumblr<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#2 I see what you did there.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"I
Via\u00a0modernmouseradio<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#3 I think you just baroque the Internet.\u00a0<\/b><\/h3>\n
\"I
Via\u00a0memebase<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#4 Then you will be able to movie into a new magical lace known as prison.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Then
Via memebase<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#5 Very funny. I am clutching my stomach.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"I
Via\u00a0quickmeme<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#6 If only she had tang in her life.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"If
Via\u00a0comediva<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#7 I am confused! I thought Arial Black was mainstream!?<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"I
Via\u00a0evansheline<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#8 Why are those birds not eating them?<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Why
Via\u00a0funnie<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#9 No shit sherlock!\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"No
Via\u00a0memebase<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#10 I thought this honor\u00a0went to Queen Elinor.\u00a0<\/b><\/h3>\n
\"I
Via smosh<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#11 I didn’t notice. I am too f*cked up on drugs right now.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"I
Via\u00a0classicdisney<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#12 But you got something even better!\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"But
Via\u00a0memebase<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#13 Any idea as to how Snape got in your boots?<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Any
Via\u00a0weheartit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#14 Did he then……. Mufasa?<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Mufasa\"
Via\u00a0pinterest<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#15 And I’m out!<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"And
Via\u00a0tumblr<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#16 Umm Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Umm
Via\u00a0artichokehold<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#17 I’m not sure he was ready for that revelation.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"I'm
Via\u00a0quickmeme<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#18 The Humpback of Notre Dam always go for fishes out of it’s league.<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"The
Via\u00a0thehunchblog<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#19 I couldn’t choose a moment. The\u00a0whole damn song is a pun.\u00a0<\/b><\/h3>\n
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Ready for some groan-worthy puns? I know what you are thinking right now. Why am i here? It is clear from the title that these puns are honestly going to be stupid so why then? Well this is what passes for humor these days. Sad right? Now that we are done mulling over the nature […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5802,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,2],"tags":[611,53,159,612,293,610,581],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5767"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5767"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5804,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5767\/revisions\/5804"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}