{"id":6017,"date":"2017-11-28T14:22:53","date_gmt":"2017-11-28T14:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/?p=6017"},"modified":"2018-02-05T03:25:15","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T03:25:15","slug":"10-dirty-af-disney-jokes-that-will-wash-away-your-childhood-innocence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/dirty-af-disney-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"10+ Dirty AF Disney Jokes That Will Wash Away Your Childhood Innocence!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Look, we all love out Disney characters but who doesn’t enjoy a little naughty and spicy every now and then to go with all the sweetness, eh?<\/p>\n

With that in mind, here’s some Dirty AF Jokes: Disney Edition!<\/p>\n

1. Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out of Disneyland?<\/b><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

2. Minnie Told Mickey She Wanted a Divorce. He Asked: “Are You Fucking Crazy?!” What Did Minnie Say?<\/b><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"What<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

3. What Did Cinderella Do When She Got to the Ball?<\/b><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"What<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

4. Where is Peter Pan’s Favorite Place to Eat Out?<\/b><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"Where<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

5. Why Doesn\u2019t Bambi\u2019s Friend Thumper Make Noise During Sex?<\/b><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

6. Why Did Chip and Dale Take Daisy Duck to the Hospital?<\/b><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

7. Why Was Tigger in the Bathroom for So Long?<\/b><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

8. Who is Cogsworth’s Best Friend?<\/b><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"Who<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

9. Why Did the Seven Dwarfs Go to Jail?<\/b><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

10. What Did Genie Say to Aladdin?<\/b><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"What<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

11. Why Was Anger So Furious?<\/b><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

12. What’s Red and Has Seven Dents in it?<\/b><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"What's<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

13. What do Disney World and Viagra Have in Common?<\/b><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"What<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

14. What Happened After Snow White Sat in the Bath, Feeling Happy?<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"What<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

15. What Did Cinderella Say to Her Prince?<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"What<\/p>\n

Source: GR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Look, we all love out Disney characters but who doesn’t enjoy a little naughty and spicy every now and then to go with all the sweetness, eh? With that in mind, here’s some Dirty AF Jokes: Disney Edition! 1. Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out of Disneyland? Source: GR 2. Minnie Told Mickey She […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":6057,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6017"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6017"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6058,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6017\/revisions\/6058"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}