{"id":6516,"date":"2017-12-08T12:44:51","date_gmt":"2017-12-08T12:44:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/?p=6516"},"modified":"2020-07-21T08:00:39","modified_gmt":"2020-07-21T08:00:39","slug":"this-is-how-disney-characters-sex-lives-could-look-like-and-its-hilarious-af","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/disney-characters-sex-lives\/","title":{"rendered":"This is How Disney Characters\u2019 Sex Lives Could Look Like"},"content":{"rendered":"

Listen, Disney must have started out as an exercise to entertain kids. But remember: Kids Grow Up<\/strong>!<\/p>\n

And it is one of these naughty little kids that one day got up and decided to re-imagine many Disney characters and take a look at their sex lives.<\/p>\n

Don’t blame us.<\/p>\n

And don’t let the kids read this \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

No, Ariel!\u00a0 That’s Not How Sex Works!!!<\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n

\"Ariel\"<\/p>\n

Source: NG<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Aladdin Should Totally Have used Protection!<\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n

\"Aladdin\"<\/p>\n

Source: NG<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Lumi\u00e8re Doesn’t Understand the Concept of Safe Sex!<\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n

\"Lumi\u00e8re\"<\/p>\n

Source: NG<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

The Other Side of the Mirror is Quite Dirty!<\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n

\"Mirror<\/p>\n

Source: NG<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

The Sheer Betrayal!<\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n

\"The<\/p>\n

Source: NG<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Tarzan is WILD!<\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n

\"Tarzan<\/p>\n

Source: NG<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Elsa is in Trouble!<\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n

\"Elsa<\/p>\n

Source: NG<\/a><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

So, what do you think of this quirky series?<\/p>\n

Like it? Nah?<\/p>\n

Let us know in the comments below!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Listen, Disney must have started out as an exercise to entertain kids. But remember: Kids Grow Up! And it is one of these naughty little kids that one day got up and decided to re-imagine many Disney characters and take a look at their sex lives. Don’t blame us. And don’t let the kids read […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":6528,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6516"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6516"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13899,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6516\/revisions\/13899"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}