{"id":6857,"date":"2017-12-14T10:16:22","date_gmt":"2017-12-14T10:16:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/?p=6857"},"modified":"2018-02-05T03:25:13","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T03:25:13","slug":"10-times-kids-movies-had-the-filthiest-jokes-and-we-didnt-notice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/kids-movies-had-the-filthiest-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"10+ Times Kids Movies Had The Filthiest Jokes And We Didn’t Notice"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kids movies are not as innocent as you think.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

No, It is certainly not a bad thing. I mean do you even remember how many times we have watched one particular movie and our parents had to sit through them all?<\/p>\n

Well, don’t feel too bad though. As these movies did have a few jokes to give them some kind of relief. What kind of jokes you ask? Adult jokes of course! So today we are here to remind you of all of them courtesy of a reddit user\u00a0paesoo.<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat is the funniest \u201cadult innuendo\u201d from a childhood movie you didn\u2019t catch as a kid?\u201d\u00a0<\/em>He asked. And people delivered!<\/p>\n

#1\u00a0\u201cSpace Jam\u201d from\u00a02354DarkKnight<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

In Space Jam Bugs Bunny acts like a wooden board after Lola flirts with him. Did not understand that until much later.<\/p>\n

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#2\u00a0\u201cRobots\u201d from\u00a0Dadoaesop<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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In Robots, the father is running down the street yelling \u201cI\u2019m gonna be a dad!!!\u201d<\/em> because his son is about to be born.<\/p>\n

When he gets home, a delivery truck is just leaving, and his wife says \u201coh, honey, I\u2019m sorry, you missed the delivery\u2026. but that\u2019s ok, making the baby is the fun part\u201d<\/em> and holds up the box they are given with the parts to build their child with.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#3 \u201cGoonies\u201d from\u00a0Gonzostewie<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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In Goonies, when they\u2019re trying to glue the statue\u2019s dick back on, Mikey says \u201cGuys, that\u2019s my mom\u2019s favorite piece<\/em>. Mouth says \u201cYou wouldn\u2019t be here if it wasn’t\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

The first time it clicked for me, I nearly pissed myself.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#4 \u201cEl Dorado\u201d from\u00a0Bobdog1994<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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The intro to road to Eldorado, when the two Armadillo jump behind a bush and the Bush shakes violently for 5 seconds, then an entire family of Armadillo jump out.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#5 \u201cAladdin and the King of Thieves\u201d from\u00a0ace2049ns<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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In Aladdin and the King of Thieves, when the thieves raid the wedding. The ground is shaking because of a stampede and the genie says, \u201cI thought the ground wasn’t supposed to shake until the honeymoon.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

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#6 \u201cRatatouille\u201d from\u00a0Meretrice<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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From Ratatouille, Linguini is trying to confess the real reason everyone thinks he can cook:<\/p>\n

Linguini: [hesitantly] I have a secret. It\u2019s sort of disturbing. I have a ra\u2026 I have a raaaaa\u2026<\/p>\n

Colette: You have a\u2026 rash?<\/p>\n

Linguini: No no no. I have this-this tiny, uh, little\u2026 little\u2026<\/p>\n

[Collette quickly glances down at Linguini\u2019s pants.]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#7 \u201cMadagascar\u201d from\u00a0Maximus125<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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I only recently realized that Sugar Honey Iced Tea in Madagascar stands for Shit.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#8 \u201cRocko\u2019s Modern Life\u201d from\u00a0goatywizard<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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Rocko\u2019s Modern Life. The had a restaurant called the Chokey Chicken, a game called Spank the Monkey, and at one point Rocko worked as a sex line operator.<\/p>\n

Mrs. Bighead calls in and he is saying \u201cOh baby, oh baby\u201d<\/em>, with a sign behind him that says \u201cRemember \u2013 Be Hot, Be Naughty, Be Courteous\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n

They weren\u2019t even trying to hide it, and it still took me 15 years later to realize.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#9 \u201cWallace and Gromit\u201d from\u00a0Rawshark96<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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In Wallace and grommit Wallace is stripped of his clothes and his manhood is only covered by a box. The box has \u201cmay contain nuts\u201d printed on the side.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#10 \u201cHow the Grinch Stole Christmas\u201d from\u00a0huesofelktongue<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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In the grinch there\u2019s a scene where they explain that \u201cwho babies’<\/em> are delivered to their parents from the sky in baskets with umbrellas.<\/p>\n

One of the baskets lands in front of a house and the dad finds it and yells something like \u201choney, our baby\u2019s here!\u201d<\/em> And then he takes a puzzled look at the baby and says \u201clooks just like your boss\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n

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#11 \u201cHocus Pocus\u201d from\u00a0wisniear<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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In Hocus Pocus, when the witches are getting onto the bus and Winifred tells the bus driver that they desire children and the bus driver replies,<\/p>\n

\u201cHey, that may take me a couple of tries, but I don\u2019t think it\u2019ll be a problem.\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#12 \u201cSpace Jam\u201d from\u00a0ProjectShadow316<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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Space Jam, when the therapist ask Ewing if there\u2019s anywhere else he has trouble \u201cperforming\u201d, and getting an emphatic \u201cNO!\u201d from Patrick.<\/p>\n

Took me a couple years before it dawned on me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#13 \u201cToy Story\u201d from\u00a0johnly81<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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I\u2019m going to have to go with Toy Story Laser Envy I may have peed myself a bit the first time I caught it as an adult.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#14 \u201cToy Story\u201d from\u00a0regalternative<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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Also during the \u201cstaff meeting\u201d there\u2019s a part where Slinky is defending Woody, so Mr. Potato Head takes off his mouth and repeatedly hits it against his butt as a way of saying \u201ckiss-ass\u201d.<\/p>\n

Not super dirty but I didn’t notice it until I was way older.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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#15 \u201cRango\u201d from\u00a0FreeDobby2k18<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
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The entirety of Rango. Like the scene where he has to explain how Rattlesnake Jake is his half-brother, he says his mom had an interesting dating life.<\/p>\n

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#16 \u201cShrek\u201d from\u00a0BucherundKaffee<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
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Shrek: So that\u2019s Farquad\u2019s castle?<\/p>\n

Donkey: Yep, that\u2019s the place.<\/p>\n

Shrek: Do you think he might be compensating for something?<\/p>\n

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Fiona: You know what? Stop it. Stop it both of you. You know you\u2019re just jealous that you\u2019ll never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquad.<\/p>\n

Shrek: Well, Princess, maybe you\u2019re right. But I\u2019ll let you do the measuring when you see him tomorrow. Or honestly anything from this movie.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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#17 \u201cGhostbusters\u201d from\u00a0spookypanys<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
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The scene in the original Ghostbusters when a ghost unzips Dan Akroyd\u2019s pants in the bedroom and a little\u2026something, something\u2026is implied.<\/p>\n

Never got it. Watched the movie as an adult before the remake was released and freaked out that I had watched that as a kid!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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#18 \u201cShrek\u201d from\u00a0Ronaldraegansdick<\/a>:<\/strong><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
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Guess its more of a general \u201cadult\u201d joke, but the name farquad in shrek was written meaning fuckwad in reference to Michael Eisner or something. It made the movie so much funnier.<\/p>\n

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Have any more jokes to share? Then comment on below and let us know!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kids movies are not as innocent as you think. No, It is certainly not a bad thing. I mean do you even remember how many times we have watched one particular movie and our parents had to sit through them all? Well, don’t feel too bad though. As these movies did have a few jokes […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":7149,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,2,310],"tags":[662,411,664,665,403,112,305,663],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6857"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6857"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7175,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6857\/revisions\/7175"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}