{"id":7550,"date":"2017-12-25T13:19:50","date_gmt":"2017-12-25T13:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/?p=7550"},"modified":"2018-02-05T03:25:11","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T03:25:11","slug":"beauty-and-the-beast-is-a-lot-more-screwed-up-than-you-think","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/beauty-and-the-beast\/","title":{"rendered":"“Beauty and the Beast” Is a Lot More Screwed Up Than You Think!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n Good people of the internet, today we’ll be telling you why the animated “Beauty and the Beast” is one of the most screwed up movies ever!<\/p>\n Why? Because you deserve it, that’s why!<\/p>\n The thing is, when we watched it as kids, it had a profound impact on us. After all, it’s a fairy tale and who doesn’t like the bright and colorful lights and beautiful animation of a fairy tale as a kid?<\/p>\n But when you watch the movie as an adult, you realize a couple of things.<\/p>\n What are those things? What are the revelations? Let’s find out!<\/p>\n Yes, she’s an asshole!<\/span><\/p>\n She acts so holier-than-thou all the time. <\/span><\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n Belle CLAIMS she wants more than the Prince’s ~provincial life~ and then becomes a princess in a big empty castle in the middle of nowhere. <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n He’s a top-grade royalty asshole.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n So what does he do to reverse that curse? He abducts a woman and holds her hostage until she falls in love with him.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n All assholes!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n Instead, they trick an innocent woman into falling in love with a monster-man, so they can be freed from a curse. Do these people have no moral compass?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n Yup, Asshole!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n Maurice started this whole mess by trespassing on private property. That’s breaking and entering, dude!<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n Plausible, eh?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n Gaston is a sexist pig, Le Fou is complicit as well, yada yada. This one’s obvious.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n They’re all assholes!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n So, what do you think?<\/p>\n Agree with our views or not?<\/p>\n Let us know in the comments below!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Source: BF Good people of the internet, today we’ll be telling you why the animated “Beauty and the Beast” is one of the most screwed up movies ever! Why? Because you deserve it, that’s why! The thing is, when we watched it as kids, it had a profound impact on us. After all, it’s a […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":7571,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7550"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7550"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7573,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7550\/revisions\/7573"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nerdism.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}We’ll Start With Belle<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\nSource: BF<\/a><\/em><\/p>\nShe Sings Rude Songs About Her Neighbors Like They Can’t Even Hear Her<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n
Really, She’s Very Condescending!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
She Sold Out All Her Values for a Man!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
Next Up: The Beast<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n
As a Prince, He Was Selfish and Vain. He and All His Friends Are Put Under a Curse LITERALLY Because of How Terrible He is<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n
Fucked Up!<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n
Then We Have the Enchanted Objects \u2014 Lumi\u00e8re, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts \u2014 and Yes, Even Chip!<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n
If They Really Gave a Fuck About Belle, They’d Let Her Escape<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n
Next Up is Maurice!<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n
Just Look at His Guilt-Ridden Face!<\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n
Some Believe Maurice is Responsible for His Wife’s Untimely Death<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
And Finally, We Have the Villains. Needless to Say, They’re All Assholes<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
Every Single Character in This Film Needs to Take a Long, Hard Look in That Magic Mirror <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n
Except for the Stepstool-Dog. He’s cool. He can stay.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n