Malaika Aman
Sadly, Harry Potter is not perfect.
It has recently come to my attention that he is actually far from it. Seems like watching the movies through nostalgia goggles really made me oblivious. To put it mildly, he has made some pretty dumb decisions.
So it is a surprise that he was actually able to defeat the one who shall not be named. However, there would have been a lot less deaths of his close ones if he just would have used his mind. Then again who actually studies at Hogwarts?
#1 Ahh.. The old dream gag.
Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. "Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. "You ran face first into a wall lmao"
— Jonathan Bowman (@jonseven3) December 3, 2013
#2 Well, with a name like that he certainly is.
DUMBLEDORE: Now, give a warm welcome to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine
HARRY: I bet this dude is great— Cohen is a ghost???? (@skullmandible) December 1, 2014
#3 I am quite sure she is in at least one of them.
#4 Cooking is a lot more harder than it looks.
#5 He knows that already.
[harry potter pulled over drunk driving]
HARRY: expecto patronum. pretend u were driving
[stag gets behind the wheel]
STAG: u have a problem— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 20, 2015
#6 That is just bloody obvious.
#7 You forgot the 4th one ‘Being a believable couple’.
Top 3 things Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley aren't good at:
1 Naming children
2 Naming children
3 Naming children— stats britain (@StatsBritain) September 11, 2015
#8 That is quite an appropriate response though.
#9 Yup, Thats how I imagined it.
#10 Because that elf has been so helpful before right?
#11 Saying clear words is so bloody hard.
#12 He never listens.
#13 Now, that is a sick burn.
#14 Ouch, The burns keep rolling in.
#15 Harry Potter contemplates the meaning of life.
#16 Now, I really want a movie where Harry is 35.
#17 Yup, That is Harry for you.
#18 Are we sure he didn’t use some kind of magic to be a good seeker?
#19 Because bending is so hard…
#20 Refer to my 17th point.
#21 Oh how the tides have changed.
#22 Many of us are sadly Harry.
#23 He should have listened to Dobby.
Every year Harry Potter goes to school and somebody tries to kill me. Bro stay home 1 year, take a break, kick your shoes off,watch Netflix.
— Anthony Del Grosso (@AdelTWL) August 11, 2016
#24 Because glasses are so in.
Harry Potter had a spell for defogging his glasses but not for eliminating the need for glasses
— donni saphire (@donni) October 28, 2014
#25 The sick burns just don’t stop.
Don't worry if you peaked in high school. So did Harry Potter
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) April 7, 2015
#26 Because they had to propel the story forward some how.
Don't worry if you peaked in high school. So did Harry Potter
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) April 7, 2015